片名： 怪医杜立德
你知道为什么当小孩子最好？ They say the great thing about being a kid is...
因为你可以假装 it's so easy to pretend.
假装跟狗、棒球 You can have a conversation with your dog or a baseball...
或香蕉说话 or a banana.
但是如果不是假装呢？ What if it wasn't pretend?
是真的可以和他们说话呢？ What if you could have a conversation?
我不是指棒球、香蕉 Not with a baseball or banana--
那太荒谬了 that's ridiculous--
我是指跟狗沟通 but with your dog?
我们和人类有不同的时间观念 We don't have the same concept of time...
就像人类有钟表而我们没有 that for instance, people do... because you have watches and clocks.
但我会知道你要出门 But we do know that you go away.
不会连你出门了都不知道 and it's not like we don't know that you're gone.
只是不知道要去多久 We don't know exactly how long, no.
狗为什么要闻彼此的屁股呢？ Why do dogs sniff each other's butts?
这是狗表示友善的方式 That's kind of our way of shaking hands.
和对方初次见面要闻屁股示好 If you really want to get a sense of who somebody is... you got to sniff their butt.
儿子 Son.
别跟狗说话 Stop talking to the dog.
它一个字也听不懂 She doesn't understand a word you're saying.
老爸一开始觉得没什么 At first his dad thought it's just harmless kid stuff...
但小约翰后来竟变成了怪胎 but as time went on, John crossed that fine line... between harmless and, you know, just weird.
-盖文先生 -Mr. Galvin. -Mr. Dolittle.
-杜立德 This is my son John.
这是我儿子约翰 这是盖文校长 John, this is your new principal Mr. Galvin.
幸会 Nice to meet you, John.
哦，糟了！别这样 Oh, boy, that's not good.
幸会 -Nice to meet you.
约翰！ -John!
不能再这样下去 It was time to put an end to it.
牧师，谢谢你赶来 Thank you for coming, Reverend.
魔鬼，离开这孩子！ Leave this boy, devil man.
撒旦，滚！别再缠着他 Go now, Satan. Take the serpent's voices with you.
我命令你离开他的身体 I command you to come out of this boy!
离开，这是神的命令 Come on out of this boy! God said it! Come on!
我要咬你！ [Snarling] I'm gonna bite you!
行了！走开 That's enough! Get off!
赶走它！赶走它！ Get this dog! Get this dog off of me!
快点！赶走它！ Right now! Get this dog!
她是我最好的朋友 She was my best friend.
以后会有“人”做你的朋友的 You'll make some real friends now.
从此约翰就再没有跟动物说过话 John Dolittle never spoke to animals again.
以后你会感激我的 Someday, you're gonna thank me for this.
慢慢地，只隐约感觉到 After a while, all he could remember...
内心深处那种失落的感觉 Was that deep down inside, there was something missing.
他如父亲的期望成为一个正常的人 And like his dad wanted, he grew up to be a normal guy--
也就是...讨厌鬼 you know, miserable.
喂...滚出去 Hey, hey, get out of here!
可恶的蠢狗老在走廊上游荡 Stupid mutt. A vicious animal's in the hallway.
哦...还有，他当爸爸了 Did I mention he was a father?
简直就是他老爸的翻版 A lot like his own father, who was a father to him...
有其父必有其子 before he himself became a--
看，好大的蛋 Ahem. Oh, look, she's got a giant egg.
凯丝，早安 Good morning, Charisse.
我改名了，叫芭崔卡 My name isn't Charisse. I have changed my name to Paprika.
芭崔卡·杜立德，好听 Paprika? Paprika Dolittle, that has a nice ring to it.
不要杜立德，只要芭崔卡 Not Dolittle, Just Paprika.
我不懂，芭崔卡是什么？ Well, I don't understand. What's Paprika about?
就像盐巴、胡椒一样，芭崔卡 You know, Salt'n Pepa? Paprika?
噢，我明白了 Oh, OK. Paprika. I get it.
名字很好听 I think Paprika is a beautiful name.
听起来就像调味料一样 I think Paprika sounds like a seasoning.
杜立德 Dolittle.
他什么都不当一回事 He doesn't take anything we want seriously.
这还用说 Tell me about it.
马克，我看了提案 Yes, Mark. I did go over the proposal.
这太不可思议了，我马上过去 It's unbelievable. I'm on my way now.
玛雅，你要拿去哪？ Maya, where are you going with that?
拿去放天鹅蛋 It's for my swan egg I found in the park.
做蛋卷不错 It looks like it'd be a good omelet.
就快孵化了 It's gonna hatch any day now.
去夏令营就看不到孵化了 You're gonna miss that because you're gonna be at camp.
我不去夏令营 But I can't go to camp,
鸟孵出来时 because when a bird hatches...
第一个看到的一定要是我 the first thing it sees, it bonds with it. I want it to be me.
别再浪费时间做实验 It is not normal or healthy... for you to spend all your time with your little experiments.
你该做的是 You know what would be a good experiment for you?
去跟同伴共度夏令营 for you to spend some time with kids your age at camp...
就是这星期天我要送你去的地方 which is exactly where you're going Sunday. You're being dropped off at camp.
送我走？ 那宠物蛋怎么办？ You mean dumping me off. What about my pet egg?
这里有半打蛋给你带去 Here's half a dozen pet eggs to take to with you to camp.
别这样 Stop it.
我不知道你在困扰什么 I don't know what the fuss is about.
你已经有宠物了 We bought you that thing anyway. You got a pet.
像老鼠的那个 What was that pet rat thing we bought?
天竺鼠 Guinea pig.
你的天竺鼠死了，不能怪我 The guinea rat, and the thing died. It's not our fault it died.
它还没死，洛尼还在我房里 It didn't die. His name is Rodney, and he's in my room.
那干嘛还来烦我？ So why are you bothering me about this swan?
我要上班去了，再见 I'm going to work. I'm out of here. Good-bye.
再见，祝大家有个愉快的一天 Bye-bye. Have a nice day, everybody. Nice day.
约翰！金有异议 John, Gene has got qualms about the new proposal.
说说 Talk to him about it.
金，别提异议 No room for qualms, Gene.
别提异议 No room for qualms.
别再犹豫 There's just one or two-- Qualms are bad.
别犹豫啦，听约翰的 Listen to Johnny.
我有意见，听我说，我... I have qualms. You know what it is?
我担心让卡纳公司接收 I'm afraid that if we let a big company... like Calnet take us over...
我们就不再是我们 We're not gonna be us anymore.
我们就没有自主权了 You know? We--we--we'd be them.
听我解释 Let me explain something.
他们有最好的医院、实验室 They has the best hospitals and laboratories...
他们会付我们一大笔钱 and them is gonna pay us a very big, giant amount of money.
想到那笔钱，我就感动得落泪 I swear, when I think about the money, I get teary.
-是一大笔钱哦！ -看看我 -It's huge. -Look at me.
这是真的眼泪 Those are real tears in his eyes.
周六早上要跟他们会面，好兴奋 Saturday morning, we're meeting the Calnet people. See you there. I'm very excited.
周六早上？ Whoa. Saturday morning?
我要带家人外出 I'm supposed to take my family to the country this weekend.
那就别去了 Well, don't.
看吧！已经开始了 You see, it's happening already.
什么？ What?
约翰，你被迫要违背对家人承诺 You're being forced to neglect your family.
金，没那回事 Gene, relax. No such thing.
欧太太 Mrs. O'Brien?
怎么了？ How are you?
-肚子不舒服吗？ -啊... -Is your tummy still... -Uh-huh.
好了，周六上午，先生们 OK, Saturday morning, guys.
金，别穿太随便 Gene, no tank tops, please.
潘太太 Mrs. Parkus.
是的，医生 Yes, Doctor?
你又吃甲壳类食物？ Mrs. Parkus. Have you eaten shellfish again?
-是软壳蟹 -那告诉我软壳是什么？ -Just soft-shell crab. -What's the middle word?
-甲壳 -你答对了 -Shell. -Exactly.
洛尼不见了！它不在笼子里！ Rodney's lost! He's not in his cage!
上车，我来找大颊鼠 Y'all gotta get going. I'll find your hamster.
是天竺鼠 He's a guinea pig.
随便！都是鼠类，我去找 Whatever. It's a rodent. I'll find the rodent.
调味料，走了 Hey, Nutmeg, let's go!
别用那种眼神看我 You better wipe that look off your face.
这样好多了 That's a little better.
她越来越叛逆 Your daughter's turning into a little wise ass.
越来越像你 She's turning into a little you.
你的医院比钱重要 There's more to this HMO deal than money.
卖了就得听别人的 You sell, they own you.
利萨，这样对我们都好 Lisa, this is gonna be good for us.
真受不了你 I'm so tired of that rap.
对我们好？ It's always for us...
你说的我们是指谁？ but sometimes I don't know who us is.
我们就是我们，我们一家子 Us is us. Me and you and Maya and Charisse, Lisa.
钱越多... The more money you have...
你就有越多的时间陪家人了 the more time you can spend with your family.
这倒是的 That's true.
而且还可拥有你梦寐以求的车 In the meantime, you have to make do and be happy...
就像这辆跑车 With this fancy sports car you always wanted.
天啊！哟翰，你不是真的... Oh, my God, John, you didn't!
不是真的！ No, I didn't.
我们的箱型房车停在转角 The van's around the corner.
看看你表情，别告诉我你不在乎 But don't tell me you don't care about money.
天啊！你不是真的？ [lmitating Lisa] Oh, John, you didn't.
那一点也不好笑 That's not funny.
噢，约翰 Oh, John.
爸，你要找到洛尼 Daddy, you have to find Rodney.
我会找到的，我放几张粘鼠纸 I'll find Rodney. I'll put down some sticky paper.
别用粘老鼠的纸 Don't put down sticky paper!
粘住也死不了 You peel him off it, and he'll live.
我会搜查整个屋子，直到找到洛尼 I'll turn the house upside-down, and I'll find Rodney.
把洛尼带来 Bring him with you.
如果蛋孵出来就通知我 And call me if my egg starts to hatch.
我会通知你的 I'll call you
走，你给我进去，待在里面 Let's go. Let's go. Get in there and you stay in there!
我是杜立德 Dolittle
潘太太，你有未完成的心愿吗？ Mrs. Parkus, do you have a death wish?
我真的没吃甲壳类 But I took it out of the shell.
-可以借一步说话吗？ -好 -Can I talk to you for a minute? -Sure.
她指名要我来的？ You couldn't tell what this was?
我能体会 I knew what it was.
她很害怕，指名找你 She was frightened. She wanted her doctor.
这很感人 It's a beautiful thing.
很感人？ That's a beautiful thing?
-你多大了？ -26岁 -How old are you? -Twenty-six.
一直都在医院工作？ You spend all your time here, right?
去柜子里拿出你的睡袋 Probably grab your naps curled up in the break room.
偶尔找个人爽一下 Little occasional nooky... With one of the interns in the closet.
今晚我真的很累 I have a real life, OK?
请你真有紧急事情再打电话给我 I'd appreciate it if you only call me here... When there's a real emergency.
比如有病人拎着头来 If one of my patients comes in carrying his own head, call me.
再有被脚踏车卡进 屁股里的病人来求医 Somebody comes in with a bicycle up their ass,
就通知我 call me.
我明白了 I understand.
现在要替她打针吗？ You want me to give her the injection?
如果我是你我早就在享受人生了 I would not be a smart ass right now if I was you.
哪像我，半夜两点还在浪费生命 Make little smart statements to me at 2:00 in the morning... after I came...
有什么不对吗，医生？ Is there something wrong, Doctor?
噢...没什么，欧太太 Oh, no, Mrs. Parkus.
呵！ Ooh! [Chuckles]
好了！ There we go. OK.
-谢谢 -不客气 -Thank you. -You're welcome.
Coochie, coochie, yaya, dada
CooChie, coochie, yaya, here
Mooka-chooka, latta, yaya
下次开车记得长眼睛，蠢蛋 Watch where you're going next time, you bonehead.
首先感激各位牺牲假期前来 Let me start by saying thank you very much... for giving up part of your weekend.
今天希望能够消除各位的疑问 We want to make sure... We can answer any and all of your questions.
以敞怀接受我们的提案 We want you to be comfortable with what we're proposing.
说到提案... Speaking of which...
这是收购的细节 that explains the details of the buyout.
最重要的收购金额部分在第四页 The financial information... you're probably most interested in is on page four.
喔！四百万元！很令人满意 Wow, four million dollars. That's pretty comfortable.
我也很满意，金，你呢？ I'm comfortable. You comfortable, Geno?
我有些疑问 Actually, I have some questions.
-不会吧！ -我有 -No, you don't. -Yes, I do.
我们将面临裁员吗？ Are we gonna have to cut back on our staff?
是的，很抱歉，我们必须要裁员 Yes, unfortunately, we have to make staff cuts.
要面包吗？ Bread?
不，谢谢 No, thank you.
“不，谢谢？” "No, thank you"?
你刚请我吃面包 我不要，多谢 You offered me some bread, and I don't want any, thanks.
这么说你对裁员毫无疑问了吧？ So you have no problem with minor staff cuts?
不分享一点面包？ You gonna share that bread or what?
你说不要的 You just said you didn't want any.
-你在开玩笑？ -哪有？ -Is this a joke? -Absolutely not.
饼干！ Bagel chips!
闪开一点，否则我扁你 Back off, or you'll find your nuts in a tree!
面包呢？ Ow! Where's the love?
你同意吗还是有其它意见，约翰？ You have a problem with that or not, John?
当心！我要飞过来了 Watch your head! I'm flying here!
好了，我得走了，今天非常开心 That's enough meeting for me. I got to get going. This was a great meeting.
会议十分圆满 Very productive. See you guys on Monday.
我们周一见，再聊了 I'll talk to you later. Excuse me.
约翰对这事兴奋过度，一夜没睡 Johnny's been on call night, Mr. Calloway. He's very excited.
你必须移走你的车 You got to move it.
我说这边不能停车，快走 I said let's go. You can't park here.
-快开走！ -哦 -Let's move it. -Oh, Jeez.
好的，谢谢 Thanks, man.
谢谢，我马上就开走 I'm moving it. Thank you.
太可笑了 This is ridiculous.
Rock steady, baby.
That's what I feel now.
Let's call this song exactly what it is.
Step and move your hips.
With feeling from side to side.
空气真新鲜 Boy, we got some fresh air here.
城市里的空气就是比不上... Yeah. That's the thing about the city.
你难道没意识到... You don't realize--
哇！我真该系上安全带 Whoa! I should've put on my seat belt!
当心！慢一点 Easy now! Easy now! Slow your butt down!
老天！好险啊 Jeez, Louise, that didn't seem too safe.
我的背好痛 Ooh! My back hurt!
这一定是梦，我一定是在做梦 This is a dream. I'm dreaming right now.
等一下 Whoa! Hold it! Stop!
你在说话，而且我听得懂 You're talking, and I understand you.
大学室友说磕药没后遗症 Those guys in my dorm told me that stuff wouldn't affect me.
没想到十五年后才发病 Now fifteen years later, this shit starts happening.
放松点，别激动 Let's chill. Let's just chill.
你才别激动 I'm not gonna chill. You gonna chill.
你要做什么？换手开车？ What are you doing, switching sides?
快 Come on.
我不会开车 I can't drive!
给我下车 Out. Let's go.
-要帮忙吗？ -哦，没事 -Need help? -Oh, no. We're fine.
我只是休息一下 I'm just stretching my legs a little here.
跟她要莴苣 Ask her if she's got any lettuce.
闭嘴！你给我立刻闭嘴 Shut your little furry mouth right now!
你真的没事？ You sure you're OK?
噢...我很好 Oh, yeah, I'm fine.
那就好 That's good!
非常感激 Thank you so much.
再见 Good-bye.
现在怎么样呢？ Now what?
-怪物 -你干什么？ -You're a monster! -What are you doing?
别烦我！ Leave me alone!
你疯了？ 我会被热死的 What are you nuts? I'll roast!
走开，否则我杀了你 Stay away, or I'll kill you!
别丢下我，这里好热 Don't leave me out here! It's hot!
你这算哪门子医生？ What kind of doctor are you?
这样对动物是很残忍的 Hey, Doc, this is cruel to animals!
别这样，我是你朋友，你的兄弟 Come on! I'm your friend! I'm your buddy!
回来吧 Reverse!
这样就对了，倒车 That's it. Back up.
嘿，嘿，嘿，别压到笼子 Hey, hey, hey. Don't run over the cage.
你吓死我了 Ooh, man, you scared the crap out of me.
没看见吗？ See? There it is.
闭嘴！立刻闭嘴 Shut up! Shut up right now!
你再说一个字... You say one more word...
我就丢下你，明白了吗？ I'm gonna leave you here, understand?
好，好，好 OK, OK, OK.
停车！慢一点！ Oh, stop! Slow down!
闭嘴！ Shut up!
我听见你又在说话了，闭嘴！ I can hear you up there. Shut up!
医生，风要吹伤我的脸了 Come on, Doc, I'm getting whisker-whipped up here.
你再说，我就把你丢出去 One more word, and I'm letting you out!
丢到荒野里去 I'll leave you in the wild!
跟那些真的毒禽猛兽共处 With the real animals!
到时你再废话，松鼠就会痛扁你 See how much talk you do... When real squirrels are kicking in your ass!
那我唱歌总可以了吧 Fine, then I'll just sing.
朋友，答案... [Singing] The answer, my friend
已随风而逝 is blowing in the wind, you know it is.
我开音乐 Turning up the radio!
这个天竺鼠在随风飘 This guinea pig is blowing in the wind.
我听不到，让我进去 I can't hear you. I'm grooving.
为什么叫我天竺鼠？ Why do they call me guinea pig anyway?
我既不是意大利人，也不是印度人 I'm not ltalian, and I'm not pork.
爷爷，老爸是跟你学会指使人的吗？ Grandpa, did Daddy learn how to be bossy from you?
玛雅，别这样跟爷爷说话 Maya, don't talk to your grandfather that way.
绝不是跟他妈学的 He certainly didn't learn it from his mother.
愿上帝保佑她灵魂安息吧 God rest her soul.
你以后会了解父母的苦心 One day, you'll understand... that sometimes your parents do know what they're doing.
我来了 I made it!
老爸！洛尼怎么被放在车顶上？ Daddy, what's Rodney doing on the roof?
上面的空气对他会比较好 I thought fresh air would do him good.
嗨，宝贝 Hey, baby.
-你还好吧？ -我很好 -Are you all right? -I'm fine.
嗨！老爸 Hey, Daddy.
疯子 Lunatic!
老爸，我小时玩的芭崔卡枪还在吗？ Daddy, we still got those B.B. guns?
神经病 Crazy man!
芭崔卡枪？ B.B. guns?
疯子 Psycho!
儿子，我想你需要度个假 Son, I think you need a vacation.
没错，我也想度个假 Yeah. I'm gonna have one, too.
这里真美，失陪了，我的甜心 This is beautiful. Excuse me, honey.
嘿，这是什么舞？ Hey, what's that step called?
我想我们应该弄走那只老鼠 I think we should get rid of Maya's little rat thing.
是天竺鼠 He's a guinea pig.
为何那么在意？ I don't know why you let him get to you.
我才不在意呢 [Gargling] I don't let him get to me.
才不会 Just a second.
我不会在乎他的 I'm not letting him get to me.
这个小不点 Not the least bit.
很好 Mm-hmm. Good.
Dolittle夫人 Mmm. Mrs. Dolittle.
我马上就回来 I'll be right back.
我会脱光了在床上等你 Is it all right if wait in the bed naked?
好的 Yes.
脱裤子了 Time to come out of these drawers, then.
有人吗？ Hello?
哟呵！ Yoo-hoo!
走开 Out here.
对了 Yeah, yeah.
你来了 Oh, there you are.
我的天 Oh, my God.
你好 Hello.
就是你 Ooh, that's right.
你听得懂动物说话，是吧？ You're the one who can hear us, aren't you?
不，我听不懂 I'm not hearing anything. I can't hear you.
你知道吗？动物们都在谈论你 The whole woods are talking about you, you know?
帮个忙好吗？ Listen, can you do me a favor?
可以帮我把刺拔出来吗？ Can you take this stick out?
我快痛死了 It's killing me. Can ya? Huh?
帮帮忙，我不会伤害你的 Don't worry. I won't hurt you.
好多了 Much better.
真厉害，谢谢你 Good job. Thank you.
我倒底怎么了？ What's happening to me?
你将会有个很愉快的夜晚 You're gonna be pleasantly surprised, that's what.
猫头鹰耶 Oh, my goodness, it's an owl.
丑死了，我们进去吧 Yeah, it's a big, nasty owl. Let's go in.
好漂亮 It's beautiful.
-它们很危险 -不，它们不危险 -They're very dangerous. -No, they're not.
它们很危险 它们会啄掉你的眼睛 They are. They can poke your eye out.
少来了，啄瞎眼睛 They can poke your eye out very easily.
还会咬掉你的指头 Take your finger off. All of that.
你干嘛那么紧张？ What you doing messing with that owl?
上床，我去查房，锁门 Get in bed. I'm gonna check on Charisse and Maya. I wanna lock the door.
-你没事吧？ -我很好 -Are you OK? -I'm fine.
-你确定？ -上床去吧，拜托 -Are you sure? -Get to bed, please.
好吧 OK.
我五分钟后就回来 Five minutes.
疯子，我知道你在做什么 Hey, crazy man, I know you having fun in there.
跳个舞，做个爱 [Singing] Do a little dance. Make a little love.
疯狂一夜 Get down tonight. Beep beep, get down tonight.
买这鱼不买清蒸的 Can I make a request? Tuna in oil instead of water?
是谁放的捕虫灯？ Who put in that bug-zapper?
今晚要与我共度吗？ [Singing] Would you like to stay with me tonight?
我很脏 I'm nasty.
唷，瞧这，嘿，伙计 Yo, looky here. Hey, buddy.
我老婆要是问起... My old lady asks...
就说我吃了一夜垃圾 I been eating trash all night. You dig?
你踩到我了，白痴 Yah! You're on my tail, you idiot.
关掉捕虫灯！ Lose that bug light.
我知道你听得懂我说的话 I know you can hear me.
医生，出去的时候带点鲑鱼罐头回来 Doc, while you're out, get some salmon.
千万别忘了 You can't go wrong with salmon.
嘿，伙计，一整晚 Hey, buddy, all night.
我要放臭屁了 You broke Mr. Stinky, I think.
-走开 -约翰，你怎么了？ -Keep away from me! -John, what are you doing?
我要回城里去 I have to go to the city.
什么？等等，约翰，为什么？ What? Wait! John, why?
你才刚回来 You just got here.
要找医生，而我就是医生 I need a doctor. I mean, I am a doctor.
有急疹，所以我得回城里去 But I got beeped, so I gotta go back to the city.
抱歉，我再打电话给你 I'm very sorry, hon. I'll talk to you later.
我爱你 I love you so much!
-快点接电话 -利维医生 -Pick up the phone. -Dr. Litvack.
山姆，你好，我是约翰·杜立德 Hello, Sam! How are you? It's John Dolittle.
约翰？ John?
你好吗？真高兴能听到你的声音 How you doing? Nice to talk to you.
署假过得如何？ So, you enjoying your summer?
现在很晚了 Jeez, it's really late.
已经凌晨1点了 It's 1:00 in the morning.
已经凌晨1点了吗？ Is it really 1:00 in the morning?
对不起，我还真没注意到 I didn't realize it was that late. I'm sorry.
想不想喝一杯？还是... I was wondering if you wanted to get together...
断层扫瞄？还是其他什么的？ for a drink or a CAT scan or something.
断层扫瞄？ A CAT scan?
不能等到早上吗？ Can it wait until morning?
我爱你 I love you.
不，现在就要照 No, I have to come right now.
-看什么看？ -丑八怪 -What's your problem? -Your face.
打昏你让你看到10个我 I'll hit you so hard, you'll see 10 more of me.
这里臭得像有10个你 It already smells like 10 more of you...
是你先挑起来的 so just bring it on, cheese-eater.
我要把你撕碎了，我要抓住你 I'll tear you to pieces. I'll claw you.
你不想活了 You are tempting fate now.
有种来啊！ Right here, fat boy.
我要宰了你！揍扁你 I'll murderlize you. I'll sucker-punch you.
臭东西，你这鼠辈 Stick it, you little rat!
嘿，过来，你这个鼠仔子 Hey, come here, you gerbil! Ow!
-有什么好看的？ -我？ -What are you looking at? -Me?
没错，还有谁？ Yeah, you. Who else, buddy?
在看两只恶心的老鼠吵架 I'm just looking at greasy rats fighting over some garbage.
过来，你这个四眼 Come here and say that, you four-eyed...
蠢蛋 bubble-headed doofus biped!
让你淋巴腺肿大 I'll get bubonic on your ass.
过来啊，有种再说一遍 Come as you are.
是吗，我把灯泡砸碎塞进你屁股里 What if I take that light bulb there... and put it between your little rat butt cheeks...
把你们做成老鼠灯 怎么样？好不好？ and make a little rodent lamp out of you?
听好！我是人类，我是人 Let me tell you something, I'm a human.
山姆，你好 I'm sorry. Sam, how are you?
谢谢你赶来，山姆 Thanks for coming down, Sam.
没任何异常 There's no abnormalities of any kind.
那就好 All right, then.
怎么会听到动物说话？ Why are you hearing animal voices?
正常怎么会听到动物说话？ Exactly. Why do I think I'm hearing animal voices... if everything is fine?
我不想变成那些在街上 I don't want to wind up like one of these street guys...
自言自语的流浪汉 talking to myself with dirt under my fingernails... and stinking with my hair all matted.
那太惨了 It's not a cool look.
最近压力大吗？ Have you been under any unusual stress lately?
也还好 Not really. I got the Calnet thing.
医院被收购的事，不可能 My wife's been giving me a hard time about that...
不算压力 but that can't be it.
不，那只是小马铃薯 No, that's small potatoes.
不过，我有撞到一只狗 I did hit a dog the other day.
我的天！狗！ Oh, my God. A dog?
我不是故意的 Make me feel worse, huh?
可是，可怜的小狗狗？ I'm sorry, but a little doggie?
它没事，它跑走了 The dog was fine. It got up and ran off.
受伤了吗？ He was injured?
它边跑还边骂我蠢蛋 He was well enough to scream out "bonehead" before he left.
约翰，狗不可能跟你说话 John, the dog couldn't have spoken to you.
山姆，要尊重我的... Sam, with all due respect--
约翰，狗并没有跟你说话 No, John, the dog did not speak to you.
也许你说得对 Maybe you're right.
抱歉吵醒你 I'm sorry I woke you up for this.
山姆，谢谢 Thanks, Sam.
-嗨...甜心 -你没事吧？ -Hi, honey. -Are you all right?
-我没事 -你确定？ -Yeah. -Are you sure?
只是有点心神不定而已 I just freaked out a little bit.
-怎么了？ -最近压力太大 -What's wrong? -I got a lot of stress.
-什么压力？ -收购的事 -From what? -The merger and the pradice.
一堆烦事，我很抱歉 It's all come to a head. I'm sorry.
约翰，你快回来 OK, John, just come back out here, OK?
好，我就... Yeah, I'm on my--I'm on my way out now.
我就回来 Yeah, I'm on my--I'm on my way out now.
蠢蛋 Bonehead.
待会见 I'll see you in a few.
约翰...约翰... John? John?
请问流浪狗在哪里？ Excuse me, where's the stray dogs?
跟我来 Right this way.
嘿 Hey.
-嘿，先生 -怎么啦，伙计？ -Hey, man. -What's up, buddy?
嘿，伙计 Hey, buddy.
到这边来 Over here.
嘿，先生，我不再咬人了 Hey, mister, reckon I won't bite nobody again.
我是Keyser Soze I am Keyser Soze.
等等，我有主人的 Wait, I have owners.
他们只是离开...几年 They've just been out of town for a few--few...years.
行尸走肉的狗 Dead dog walking.
情况不妙 Oh, that does not sound good.
挺起胸膛 Keep your tail up, pal.
我们什么时候进一些得体的中国狗？ When are we gonna get some decent chow in here?
嘿，嘿，嘿，多谢了 Hey, hey, hey. Thanks a lot.
好险 That was close, huh?
你有小孩？我喜欢小孩 You got kids? I love kids. They're the greatest.
小孩是很好，告诉我是怎么回事 Kids are great. Tell me what the hell is going on.
你听得懂 Hey, you understood me.
不是你在说话吧？ 是我有问题吧？ You don't say? Think I'm going crazy.
为什么我能听懂你说的？ How come I can understand you?
也许你有特异功能 Maybe you're just weird.
闭嘴，你是狗，狗不会说话的 Shut up. You're a dog. Dogs can't talk.
你当狗叫是在抽筋？ What do you think barking is, an involuntary spasm?
我不知道，你没有叫 I don't know what barking is. I know you're not barking.
我要走了，祝你好运 I'm going to be with my family. Excuse me. Good luck to you.
就这样？ That's it? [Coughing]
噢...一定是因为被车撞的 Oh, it must be that truck exhaust or something.
我眼前一片漆黑 Oh! Now everything's going black.
不太好 It's not good.
-谢谢 -哎哟 -Thank you. -Whoops.
有没有见过这世上最大的屁股？ Hoo! Is that the biggest ass you've ever seen?
查奇，趴下 Lie down, Chauncy.
趴下 Lie down.
查奇，趴下 Lie down, Chauncy!
它聋了 He's deaf.
我没聋 I'm not deaf.
只是不想听她的命今 I just can't stand listening to her.
别阉了我，拜托 Don't fix me. Please, don't fix me.
我保证不再盯着母狗了 I won't look at another female ever, I swear.
我的男性尊严 Anything but my manhood, man.
请你别夺走，求你 Not my manhood! Please, I'm--
宝贝，怎么啦？ Yo, baby, what's up?
你真漂亮，蜜糖 You're looking pretty sweet there, sugar.
不要！拜托 No! Oh, don't, please!
拜托了，不要... Please--No, no, no! Don't!
我求你了 Please, I'm begging you!
杜立德 Dolittle.
快 Come on.
她怎么了？ So, what seems to be the problem?
我认为是肺部问题 I tell you, I really think it's pulmonary distress.
可能还有肺积水 He might have some fluid on his lungs, too.
我猜你是内科医生 Let me guess. You're an M.D.
是的，我是 Yes, I am.
我一眼就能认出带着狗的医生 I can tell when a real doctor brings in an animal.
医生总喜欢臆测病情 They always like to do a little amateur diagnosis.
你能让他离我屁股远一点吗？ Could you tell him to get away from my butt?
我念了5年兽医系 I did go to veterinary school for five years.
为何绕着我屁股转？ Is it just me... or is he just hovering around my butt a lot?
不象内科医生... Unlike an M.D....
我的病人不能述说病情 my patient cannot tell me where it hurts.
告诉他我的屁股没事 Could you tell him my butt is great?
医生，不介意的话... So, Doctor, if you don't mind.
喂！温度计要放哪？ Where does he think he's gonna put that?
我是装病的，我没事 Look, I was faking it, OK? I feel fine.
别将温度计塞我...哇噢... Just don't let him stick that thing up my--Hello!
听听它的肺 Let's listen to those lungs, shall we?
温度计快滑下去了 I'm gonna swallow the thermometer...
但不是从嘴里 and I don't mean in my mouth.
把温度计拉出来一点 Maybe I should pull that out a little bit.
别碰 Don't touch that.
滑进去了，全进去了 It's going south for the winter.
明白吗？ See, I have to interpret...
我必须解读狗为何呻吟 What the dog is moaning about.
解读什么？ What's to interpret?
温度计在我屁股里 There's a thermometer. It's in my butt.
-再一分钟 -什么？ -It'll be over in a minute. -What?
是的 Yes?
进去了，刚从屁股滑进去了 There it goes. Butt just swallowed it.
医生，也许... Doctor, I'm just guessing...
你的温度计可能不见了 but I think you might have lost your thermometer.
真的不见了 Well, it's gone.
有3种方式解决 -I have three options. -[Passes gas]
第一种是手直接伸进去拿 One, I can manually retrieve it.
他说什么？ What's he saying?
这显然太折磨人了 He wants to retrieve it manually.
下一个 Pass.
第二种是用泻药，等它自己滑出来 Two, give the dog a laxative and wait it out.
第三种是开刀取出 And three, surgically remove it.
-泻药或开刀？ -泻药！ -A laxative or surgery. -Laxative!
给它泻药好了 Why don't you just give him a laxative?
或许一会儿就会出来的 It'd probably come out later.
那没有用的 Never works.
那怎么办？ So, what would you suggest?
我要直接用手伸进去拿 I'd like to go in manually.
要开始了 There we go.
我的天！这不太好 Oh, my Lord! Aah! This is not good!
太惨了，带我回家 Oh! Lassie, go home!
怎么会有人想当兽医？ Why on earth would a guy... go into a line of work like that?
好了，走吧，下车 That's it for you. Hit the road.
什么？我可是你的宠物 What? But I'm your pet.
你不是我的宠物 You are not my pet.
我可不想养你这么麻烦的宠物 I wouldn't get one as annoying as you.
滚出去 Now get out.
别担心 Don't worry about it.
你救我出来，我已经很感激了 You sprung me from the joint, you fixed me up, I'm thankful.
-走吧 -别替我担心 -Yeah, just go. -Don't worry about me.
我就走，再也不烦你 I'll just be going down the road... disappearing without a trace.
但愿不会有车撞着我 还好没其他的狗 I hope a car doesn't hit me. Oh, well, one less dog.
-我是杜立德 -嗨，老爸 -Dolittle. -Hi, Daddy.
宝贝，你好吗？ Hey, baby, how you doing?
去露营前能再见到你吗？ Am I gonna see you before I go to camp?
我会设法如你愿的 Honey, I'm really working on it.
走开 Ruff! Ruff! Get out of here!
老爸，是狗在叫吗？ -Ruff! -Is that a dog?
对，是狗在叫 Yeah, that's a dog.
妈，你能猜到 老爸会买狗给我吗？ Mommy, guess what. Daddy got me a dog.
不，我没... -No, no, no. -Hey.
-老爸可没... -你最近就在忙这个？ -Daddy didn't-- -That what you've been up to?
还是被你发现了 Oh, you caught me.
干吗？我过敏 What? I have allergies.
我们营地见 Yeah, I guess well see you at camp.
爷爷，老爸送给我一只狗 Grandpa, Daddy got me a dog!
真不敢相信，我会拥有属于自己的狗 Can you believe it? My own dog.
你叫什么名字？ They're gonna want to know your name.
我没名字 I don't have one.
那我们就得给你取个名字 We're gonna have to think of one.
让我想想，有个女孩曾叫我... Let me see, a little girl once called me...
妈，不要这只，行吗？ "Please, mommy, not him." How about that?
不行 Nah, that's not gonna work.
你有红色的毛，就叫露西吧？ You got red hair. How about Lucy?
露西，好名字，我喜欢 Yes, I like that. Lucy.
好名字，还有一个问题，我是公狗 Good name. Yeah, just one problem. I'm a guy.
是吗？那就叫吉利好了 Really? How about Lucky?
太好了，我叫吉利 Perfect. Lucky, yes. Hi, I'm Lucky.
好，吉利，我喜欢 Hey, it works on two levels. I love it.
老爸 Daddy!
对我女儿好一点 That's my daughter. Be nice.
你送我狗，好可爱 Oh, you got me a dog! He's adorable!
好可爱的狗 Oh, you're such a cute dog!
它叫什么？ What's his name?
它叫吉利 His name is Lucky.
会什么把戏？ Does he do any tricks?
用温度计玩把戏 He does a neat trick with a thermometer that's funny.
嘿，宝贝 -Hey, baby. -Hey, baby.
你送她一条狗 You got her a dog.
全家人的狗 I got us a dog.
你没事吧？ Are you OK?
没事 Yeah.
先把你安顿好 Let's get you all set up.
看看这门上有只兔子，真可爱 Oh, look at this nice rabbit on your door.
不错吧？ Isn't that nice?
不错不错 Oh, this is nice.
有趣的木屋 What a fun cabin!
好新鲜的空气 Oh. Oh! You smell the air here?
这地方真不错，好棒的营区 What a wonderful place. what a wonderful camp.
爸，我能跟你们和吉利回家吗？ Daddy, can I go home with you and Lucky?
玛雅 Hey, Maya...
我们签个协议 look, here's the deal.
你在这好好玩，狗就属于你 You stay here for a little while... have a great time, then Lucky's all yours.
3个星期太久了，能否... Three weeks is a long time. Couldn't I just go home--
露营才有狗 No camp, no dog.
好吧，我留下来露营 OK, I'll stay.
你会过的很开心的 You're gonna have a great time.
你长大后就会感激我的 When you get older, you're gonna thank me...
因为会结识很多朋友，相信我 because you'll have so many friends. You'll see.
你会懂的 You'll see.
怎么了？ What's the matter with you?
车开得好快 Everything's going by so fast.
别吐在车上 Don't you dare throw up in this car.
你在看些什么？ What are you looking at?
路上的线都连起来了 The lines on the road. They're just whipping by.
线...线... Lines. Line, line, line, line, line, line.
别专注地看近物，往远处看 Don't focus on something so close. Look at something further away.
好吧 OK.
树...树... Tree, tree, tree, tree, tree... tree, tree, tree, tree--Ohh!
先生，你能不能... Just, sir, could you just--
谁想到 [Chuckles] Who knew?
他不但听懂我的话 Not only could he understand me...
他还是医生，看 but it turns out he's a doctor. Look!
一点疤痕也没有 Not even a scar.
本来很痛，还好有他帮我 And it hurt so bad. I don't know what I would have done without him.
累死了 Oh, what a day. Ohh.
你肌肉都僵硬了 You have knots all over the place.
我累死了 I'm all messed up. I'm falling apart.
舒服吗？ How's that feel?
亲爱的老婆 Oh, Mrs. Dolittle.
是的，宝贝 Yeah, baby!
请等一下，好吗？ Excuse me one second, OK?
就一会 Excuse me just one second.
-干什么？ -走 -What? -Let's go.
真小气 What a gyp.
给我一点隐私，可以吗？ You mind if I have a little privacy, please?
人类也看我们交配 But it's fine when people watch us do it, huh?
还拿水泼我们 Fine to turn on the garden hose.
要我教你几招吗？ Hey, you want a tip on a good position?
你刚才在学狗叫 You were barking.
我太兴奋了 I'm excited.
你知道我一兴奋 就会发出各种声音 When I get excited, I make all kinds of sounds.
你以前从没学狗叫过 You never barked before.
你好 Hello.
医生，有麻烦了 Yoo-hoo, Doc. We got trouble here.
我们走 -[Chattering] -Let's go!
不，你看鸭子，我抓羊 Hey, no, no. You take care of the ducks, I'll take the goat.
我？ Me?
好，我搞定鸭子 All right, I'll get the ducks.
外面怎么了？ What's going on out there?
马克来了，我得去医院谈收购案 Mark just showed up... so I'm gonna have to go over the proposal.
-把它挪开 -别动 -Let's move it. -Don't do that.
吉利在外面，它要溜溜 Lucky's out here. He wants to go for a walk first...
我先带狗去溜溜再跟马克谈 so I got to walk Lucky, then deal with Mark.
随便你，明早见 Great. I'll see you in the morning.
我会做早餐 I'll be the one cooking breakfast.
明天见 Tomorrow. Ruff!
哦，你好，马克 Oh, hey, Mark. Hi, how you doing?
你们想杀了我，对吗？ You're trying to destroy my life, all of you, aren't you?
别动，站住 Freeze! Stop right there!
这么晚不睡觉在走道上干什么？ Why are you in the hallway this time of night?
我要上厕所 I have to go to the bathroom.
那老爸你在这做什么？ What are you doing?
我是警卫，我要确保一切无事 I'm patrolling the hallways. I'm the father. I make sure everything is safe.
你等等，不要动 You wait. Don't you move.
之所以忍不住要上厕所 The reason you're up going to the bathroom...
是因为你喝太多的水 is because you drink all those liquids.
你要懂得克制，回去睡觉 I think that you're old enough to hold it, so go to bed.
老爸，我要上厕所 But, Dad, I have to go.
吉利在上厕所 Lucky's in the bathroom right now.
狗在用我们的厕所？ The dog is using the bathroom?
我先去看马桶盖放好了没有 I'll put the seat down, then it's your turn.
你站那别动 Don't you move from there.
怎么不敲门？ Hey! You heard of knocking?
不准出声 Hey, one quack, not one quack.
可以进来了 Here's the toilet.
厕所很干净，你可以用了 It's all down like y'all like it, ready for you.
没尿得到处都是，很干净 No little sprinklets on it or anything. It's just waiting for you to come and do your thing.
老爸，我上厕所不用你监督 Dad, don't need adult supervision.
帮我松开 Somebody get this thing off me.
快松开 Get this thing off. Uhh!
轻点，别勒我 Take it easy. Don't gag me.
老爸，晚安 Good night, Dad.
晚安，宝贝 Good night, honey.
你差点捅篓子，快走 Let's go. See what you almost made happen?
捅篓子？我做了什么？ What I almost made happen? What did I do?
注意，我们是羊 Beep beep. We're the sheep. Ha ha.
不是克隆羊 Not these clones.
等等，你们要上哪去？ Where you going?
-超级狗来了 -抱歉，我迟到了 -Top dog. Coming through. -Sorry. Am I late?
医生，晚安 Good evening, Doctor.
少来，肥猪快出去 No. You're gonna have to take your fat ass back out.
天啊，这是动物园吗？ Oh, my God, what a zoo.
不要犹太式 Hmm, obviously not a kosher establishment.
全都进来了 Everybody just come in.
鸡呢？ Where are the chicks? Ooh! I'm cool.
-看把这儿搞得乱七八糟 -排队就医 -Look at this mess. -Waiting list for patients?
我要降落了，让开 Let's go, landing. Make way!
这里真是理想的猪窝 [Belches] Very well-appointed sty.
到底怎么了？你们在干什么？ What's going on? What is all this?
不知道，大家告诉大家... I don't know. You know, tell a friend. Ha ha.
看来他们需要医生，医生 Looks like they need to talk to a doctor, Doc.
我们屁股痛 Our butts hurt.
好吧，一个一个来 OK, let's do this.
小心别乱大便 And watch your droppings.
今晚这里是爱之家 Tonight, this is the house of love!
东岸，西岸，大集合 East Coast! West Coast! Let's unite!
布鲁克林区？ Is Brooklyn in the house?
这能消炎 This should take care of the inflammation.
问题是谁帮你擦药？ The only problem is, who'll wipe it on for you?
布莱德彼想要养羊吗？ Does Brad Pitt need a goat?
没什么可害羞的 It's not something you should be ashamed of.
常见的隐疾 It happens to most men occasionally.
你的压力很大吧？ You're probably under a lot of pressure.
他没有压力 He's not under pressure.
它嫌我是鸽子 He's not attracted to me, because I'm just a pigeon.
它不想做鸽子 He's a self-hating pigeon.
才不是 That is not true.
问它成天做什么 Ask him what he does all day.
我独自坐在树上 I sit in a tree by myself.
因为它不屑与鸽群共食 Because he's too good to eat with the rest of us... When the old people feed us in the park.
我能说话吗？ Can I say something?
它看知更鸟的胸部的眼神更变态 And the way he stares at a robin's breasts... it's enough to make you sick.
我喜欢橘色的胸部 I happen to be attracted to orange breasts.
你不是知更鸟 You're not a robin.
也不是小野鸽或老鹰 You're not a dove or a hawk.
你是鸽子，我也是家鸽 You're a pigeon, and I'm a pigeon.
抱歉，它孵蛋太久了 She sits on the nest all day and gets crazy.
蛋孵出来还是鸽子 They're gonna be pigeons, too.
我问你 May I ask you something?
若从这个角度看 我像不像蓝槛鸟？ If I turn this way don't I look a little like a blue jay?
内耳不良会影响平衡 The prblem with your equilibrium... might be due to an inner ear infection.
喝酒过量也会影响 Or it may be due to this.
但我要应酬 [French accent] I'm a social drinker. Ha ha.
有很多应酬 Very social. Ha ha.
站直 Stand up. Stand up.
摸鼻子，抬脚 Touch your nose and raise your left leg.
鼻子，脚？ Nose. Leg. Huh?
你醉了 I think you're wasted.
你试试走这条直线 Let's see you walk this line.
我的天 Oh, my goodness. Well...
你有酗酒恶习 You have a drinking problem.
我建议你戒酒 I suggest you stop drinking...
因为你可能是个酒鬼 Because I think you might be an alcoholic.
-真的？ -没人喜欢酒鬼猴子 -Really? -Nobody likes a drunk monkey.
抱歉 Sorry.
你有精神功能失常症 You're suffering from obsessive-compulsive behavior.
丢球 Throw the ball!
想接球时想想别的 When you want the ball, think about something else.
少废话，丢球就是了 Don't say anything more! Throw the ball!
放松心情 You need to relax your mind.
你是人，丢球 You're the person. You throw the ball.
我是狗，接球，就这么简单 I'm the dog. I get it. Simple as that.
再不丢我就尿在你地毯上 I swear, I'll pee on your carpet.
快，快，快，丢球 Please, please, please, throw the ball.
闭嘴，丢球 Shut up and throw the ball.
喂，你听不懂啊 Am I alone here?! Am I all by myself?!
我在无人的外太空吗？ Am I in another universe?!
丢那该死的球 Throw the damn ball!
他丢球了，丢球了 He threw the ball! Oh, he threw the ball!
我来接 I'll get it! I'll get it!
我爱你！你丢球了 I love you! I love you! You threw the ball.
你救不了所有的人 You can't save them all, Hasselhoff.
医生在吗？ Hey, is there a doctor in the house?
我在这里，抬起你的头 Right up here, above your head.
医生，警局不要我 They're gonna kick me off the force.
说我是瞎子，你能帮我吗？ I'm as blind as a bat. Can you help me?
-等一下好吗？ -好吧 -Give me a minute, all right? -All right.
-安静 -抱歉 -Be quiet. -Sorry.
这样子呢？ Tell me what you think of these.
天！我看得见了 Holy road apples! I can see!
我有活干了 No desk job for me!
真是感激不尽 Thanks a million, Doc.
不客气 You are most welcome.
太棒了！我要升官了 This is gonna be great. I'll make lieutenant.
没有人可以阻止我 Nothing can stop me, nothing.
看！甜甜圈店 Look at that, a doughnut shop.
这么多动物 What a night. I mean, all those animals.
我敢打赌，这只是冰山一角 I bet that's just the tip of the iceberg.
一但传出去... When word gets around what's going on--
医生，帮帮忙 Doctor, you must help us quick.
怎么了？ What are you talking about?
都是我的错 我不该放出老虎的 It is all my fault. I should not have let him out.
先冷静点 Calm down.
马戏团老虎要跳楼 The circus tiger, [Hiccup] he will jump.
我不是叫你戒酒了吗？ Didn't I tell you you should stop drinking?
我戒了 Drinking, I give it up.
好，我们走 That's better. Come on. Let's go.
等等，我来带路 Wait for me. You don't know where it is.
我要了结此生 And now, on the day I end it all...
我要把我的假钻项圈和干湿性剃须刀 留给长胡须的玛格丽特 I'd like to leave Margaret the bearded lady... my rhinestone collar and my wet-dry shaver.
什么都不留给侏儒杰克 I'd like to leave Jack the midget nothing.
杰克，太迟了，你是个... It's too late for you, Jack. You're a short--
走开！你妨碍我跳楼了 Hey, get out of there! You're in my landing space!
天！ Man.
脚着地死状才惨 See if you land on your feet, road kill.
别吵了，吸血坏蛋 Why don't you bloodsucking vermin take a break?
吸血？ Mmm. Bloodsucking
下面当心 Look out below!
-走 -去哪里？ -Luck, come on. -Come on, what?
上顶搂去 We got to go up there!
你疯了？那是只老虎啊！ Are you crazy? That's a tiger.
我要跳了 I'm jumping now.
上不上去？ Will you come on?
别拦我 Don't try and stop me!
食物来了，人狗大餐 Coming right up, one order of man, side of dog.
我要喝一杯 I need a drink.
再见，残酷的现实世界 Good-bye, cruel world.
哦，不，我想起来了 Oh, no, I just remembered.
我要把鞭子留给狒狒 I wanted to leave the whip to the baboon.
很少有动物喜欢那玩意 One of the few animals that enjoy that kind of thing.
你是谁？ Hey, who are you?
我是杜立德 I'm Dolittle.
走开 Yeah, well, get out of here.
我很痛苦，要跳了 I'm in a lot of pain, and I'm gonna jump.
嘿，哇喔，哇喔，别激动 Hey, whoa, whoa. Take it easy now.
听着，我是医生，我能帮助你的 Listen, I'm a doctor. Maybe I can help you.
我不要医生，我要奇迹 I don't need a doctor. I need a miracle.
我一身是病 I'm a train wreck.
头痛，反胃 I have headaches, nausea.
最严重的是连看东西都重叠 The worst thing is this double vision.
唉...管他的 Aw, what's the use?
反正也没人关心老虎 It's not like anybody cares about tigers anyway.
别说了，你还真幼稚 Stop. You're being silly.
还是有很多可爱的老虎的 There've been lots and lots of lovable tigers.
是吗？那你说给我听听 Yeah? Name one.
象东尼 How about Tony?
那个麦片广告的老虎？ Tony the cereal tiger?
不满意？那你说一个 What? I didn't hear you come up with anything.
洛奇第三集主题曲“老虎之眼” Oh, remember that song "Eye of the Tiger"... from "Rocky lll"?
是老虎的眼睛 [Singing] It's the eye of the tiger.
洛奇第三集，洛奇被打败 It's the thrill of the--From "Rocky III..." When Rocky was fighting Mr. T, couldn't beat Mr.T.
电影播出“老虎之眼”的歌曲 Then Apollo Creed played Eye of the Tiger" for him.
他打败对手，是因为“老虎之眼” He beat the snot out of Mr. T because of "Eye of the Tiger."
因为那首歌，它受到了很大的鼓舞 Because of that song. It moved him inside.
不是鹿，不是牛 Not "Eye of the Moose," not "Eye of the Bull..."
是老虎之眼 "Eye of the Tiger."
够了，我真的要跳了 That's it. I'm jumping.
不，别跳！ Don't jump!
跳呀，你这个娘娘腔 Jump, you big pussy!
跳呀，你这个胆小如鼠的猫 Come on, you little scaredy-cat!
我才不会接住你的 I'll catch you! Not! Ha ha ha ha!
叫你闭嘴 Didn't I say take a break? Aah!
好吧，医生，那你跳呀 All right, Doc, then you jump.
为何要帮我？ Why do you wanna help me?
因为只有我能 I'm the only one who can.
也许这是天意 Maybe it's my destiny.
也可能是你注定要名流千古 Maybe it's your destiny to be the tiger everybody remembers.
不然我们在这说这么多干嘛 Why else would I be here?
因为醉猴子话说太多 because the drunk monkey can't keep his mouth shut.
要让我帮你吗？ Are you gonna let me help you?
如果你帮不了呢？ What if you can't?
帮不了，你就吃了我和吉利 If I can't help you, then you can eat me and Lucky.
或者，只吃他就行 Or just him.
真的？你会送我回马戏团吗？ Really? Will you take me back to the circus?
我会的 I will take you back to the circus.
好吧，但可别以为我只是假装要跳楼 All right. But don't think I wasn't gonna jump... because I was.
希望你的医术比你的歌喉好 Uhh! Sure hope you're a better doctor... than you are a singer.
你真棒，医生 Good job, Doc.
只可惜我们看不到老虎跳楼了 Although, seeing a tiger jump five stories...
否则，那可就够酷了 Would've been really, really cool.
我听到你们说的了 I heard that.
嗨，杜医生，3点在卡纳召开会议 Hey, Dr. D. Johnny D. 3:00, Calnet.
我们要签合同，你会到吧 Meeting to go over the agreement.
我争取到了公司提供车 You're not gonna believe what I got for us.
两年一辆 Corporate cars every two years.
怎么了？你根本没注意听我说 Why aren't you paying attention to me?
猫科解剖图？ "Atlas of Feline Anatomy for Veterinarians"?
我们又不是兽医 But we treat humans at our practice.
嗨，马克，坐下 Hey, Mark, sit down a second.
就一会儿 Just a minute.
你还记得我们刚行医的时候吗？ Do you remember when we first started out?
偏僻的诊所几乎没赚钱 We had those crummy offices in the worst neighborhood in town. We got paid almost no money.
我忘了 I've blocked it out.
-真的？ -我猜是的 -Have you really? -I guess so, yeah.
令人兴奋的时光 Those were the most exciting times to me.
恨不得快上班，行医济世 You couldn't wait to come to work... because you felt like you were making a difference.
昨晚我医治了一些......一些急诊病患 Last night, I had to treat some--some emergencies.
遇到了挑战，感觉很不同 And I was challenged, and it was difficult...
让我又有了使命感 and I got the same kind of rush I had back then.
觉得我也许能改善情况 I felt like was doing something. I felt like was making a difference.
在这我似乎没好好照顾病人 And I started thinking that maybe here... I'm not giving my patients the right amount of attention.
约翰，拜托，别向我吐露心声 John, do me a favor. Don't ever confide in me.
我帮不了你，我是个自闭者 I'm useless in these areas. I'm a very self-absorbed man.
去找金说 You want to get Gene in here?
嗨，金，进来 Hey, Gene, get in here!
你假装听我说就是帮助我了 You did your job by pretending you were listening. It was very helpful to me.
随时都行 Anytime.
卡纳会议，3点钟 Calnet, 3:00.
3点钟 Three o'clock sharp.
卡纳 Calnet.
我是菲什医生 This is Dr. Fish.
你是“猫科疾病”一书的作者？ Is this the author of "Feline Illnesses and Diseases"?
是的，你看过？ Yes, it is. You've read my book?
何止是看过？ Have I read your book?
我还把它放在枕边当圣经呢 I sleep with your book next to my bed. It's my Bible.
有人认为这本书是猫科宝典 Some consider it the definitive work on cats.
但拿来当圣经？我想... but Bible, uh...
我明白 Well, no, I can see your point.
菲什医生，我有只病得很重的大猫 Dr. Fish, I have a very, very sick... very, very big cat.
很严重，它的视力受损 I'm concerned it might be something really serious... because his vision's impaired...
全身都痛 and he seems to be in a lot of pain.
若问题出在脑部 Well, unfortunately, if it is in the head...
那就只有动手术 there's only two options. One is surgery...
或者干脆杀了它 and the other is putting it down.
我不知道该怎么做 I have no idea how I'm gonna do this.
但我一定会照顾你的，我保证 I'm gonna try to take care of you. I promise.
快回来 Just hurry back.
你离开越久，我就越接近死亡 Every minute you're gone, I'm one minute close to death.
我会用内裤上吊自尽 I just might hang myself by my underpants!
我可以找到内裤 I can get underpants!
也不一定 Not really.
他没参加会议 He blew off the Calloway meeting.
我不管，我要跟约翰说话 I don't care about that. I need to speak with John.
你不会相信这里发生了什么事 You wouldn't believe what's going on here.
哦，医生 Oh, Doc!
帮帮我，它快死了 You gotta help me. He's dead.
它没死 He's not dead.
别走，老兄！ Don't go, buddy, old pal, friend of mine.
帮帮它 You got to help him.
为什么？ Oh, really? Why is that?
因为...因为你是人 Why, because-because...because you're the man.
噢，现在当我是人啦？ Oh, I'm the man now?
我还以为你想我淋巴腺肿大 I thought I was the guy you wanted to get bubonic on.
我见到亮光 I'm going towards the light now.
那是开玩笑的，你我都将被解雇 I was kidding. You and I were riffing.
真的？别瞎说 Serious? Come on.
向世界告别了，我闻到花香 Good-bye, world. I smell flowers.
求你了，别让它死 I'm begging you, don't let him die.
他是我的伙伴 Don't let my buddy go.
我快死了 I'm sinking fast.
约翰 John.
-嗨，马克 -你去哪了？ -Hey, Mark, hi. -Where the hell have you been?
-什么？ -开会！ -What? -Calloway! The meeting!
我有急诊病患，抱歉 I had an emergency. Excuse me. Sorry.
抱歉 Oh, excuse you.
兄弟，撑着点 Hang in there, brother.
这样痛吗？ Does it hurt when I do this?
一点都不痛 It ain't no day at the dump.
它如果死了 If he dies...
我真不知道该怎么办 [Sniffles] I don't know what I'll do.
把我拖出来吃了 He'll drag me outside and eat me.
那是在不得已的情况下 Only out of respect.
安静点，我听不到 Guys, want to be quiet? I can't hear while you talk.
抱歉，医生 Sorry, Doc.
-约翰 -哟呵 -John. -Uh-oh.
它说下腹部绞痛 He said he was suffering from severe abdominal cramps.
它说的？ He said?
如果不是急诊，我不会替它医治 I wouldn't be working on this rat unless it was an emergency.
你自己看 Look for yourself.
怎么回事？ What happened, Doc?
心脏停了 I think he's gone into arrest.
没脉搏了 I don't feel a pulse.
他死了！ He's a goner!
-没呼吸了！ -约翰 -He isn't breathing. -Johnny.
也许我们应该用电击 Maybe we should shock him.
不知道 I don't know.
电击板太大了 The paddles'll be too big. Come on.
得做心肺复生术，你会吗？ We have to give him CPR. You know how to do CPR?
心肺复生术？我连写都不会 CPR? I can't even spell it.
我不敢看，医生，不要 I can't even look. Doc! No, Doc!
约翰，不要 No, Johnny! Oh!
上帝保佑 Ooh, for God's sakes.
没约会就接吻，它宁愿去死 You didn't even wine him or dine him, Doc. No, Doc. I think my friend would rather die.
不 No!
别用舌头 No tongue, Doc. Eee!
-醒醒 -想想办法，医生 -Pfft pfft! Come on. -Doc, do something.
-还是没心跳 -约翰 -I got no pulse. -John!
别吵！我在急救 Lisa, not now! I'm trying to save somebody!
-甜心 -嗨！ -Honey. -Hey!
丽莎！拜托 Lisa, please!
我好饿 I'm hungry. [Passes gas]
-它放屁了 -放屁了 -It's a false alarm. -A false alarm!
没事，只是胀气 There's nothing wrong. He just has gas.
哇喔！你在跟我说！ Whoa! You're telling me!
只是胀气 He just had gas.
哈哈，你活了，它放屁了 Ha ha. You're back. He's got gas.
再臭我也爱你 I don't care if you stink. I love you, pal.
谢了，老兄，谢谢支持 Thanks, little buddy. I felt your presence.
丽莎，别那样看我 Lisa, stop looking at me like that.
赫门疗养院 [Sighs]
约翰·杜立德 John Dolittle.
没想到你也会来看精神科 Who would have ever thought... you would end up in a mental institution?
医学院第一名的毕业生 Number one in our medical school class.
不是我嫉妒 Not that I'm jealous, John.
总得有人得第一 Someone had to finish first.
总得有人当最后一名 Someone had to finish last, too.
约翰，你跟动物说话？ So, John, you talk to animals now, do you?
要跟我谈谈吗？ Would you like to tell me about it?
或者跟我的朋友毕特谈？ Or would you rather tell my friend here, Bettelheim?
我不用跟你的猫谈 I don't need to talk to your cat, Blain.
为什么？它会回话吗？ Why, do you think he would talk back to you?
也许会 He just might.
它会说什么？ And what would he say?
会说你是笨蛋 I'd say you were a butthead.
我喜欢这只猫 I really like this cat.
他说你至少要住院10天 He's recommending you stay here ten days.
你真的认为我需要待那么久？ You really think I need to be here that long?
你说你能跟动物对话 You said that you can talk to animals.
你听不见，但我可以 I can really hear them.
嗨，我能 Hey... I can.
你要相信我 You gotta believe me.
办不到 I can't.
来，你的药 Here you go. Your medicine.
好了，那... OK, then.
我能得到各种东西，像碟子、杯垫 I'll get you anything. Saucers or coasters--
走开！ Go away.
你要什么我都能弄到手 I can get you anything you need.
你的药分一点给我，好吗？ If you have any extra medication I could use it whoa!
这是干嘛？ Now, what is all this?
向世界证明你真的能跟动物沟通 This is to prove to me and the rest of the world... that you can actually talk to animals.
将猩猩与脑波监视器连接起来 The orangutan is attached to this brain wave monitor.
通常看到图片它就会有反应 Normally, he responds to visual stimulation...
但既然你能通动物语言 but since you have got the gift of gab...
我想图片就免了 you won't need pictures to make him respond, will you?
打个招呼吧，约翰 Get acquainted, John.
听好！我需要你的帮助 OK, listen. I need your help.
让仪器上的指针移动一下 I need you to make that needle over there move...
否则，我得在这待一辈子 because if you don't, they'll make me stay here forever.
就让那指针动一下 So just make that little needle jump.
帮个忙 Come on.
我知道你能听到，就别跟我闹了 I know you can hear me, so don't play.
我是认真的 This is very serious right now.
我想它今天可能不太想说话 I guess he's just not a big talker, John.
拜托，说句话吧 Give me a break. Say something, please.
带杜立德医生回病房 Please escort Dr. Dolittle back to his room.
你今天还好吗？[西班牙语] Adios. Muchas gracias por nada.
等等，你说西班牙语？ Wait a minute. You speak Spanish?
难怪它听不懂我说的 That's why I couldn't understand him.
它是从墨西哥来的吧 You're slick getting a monkey from south of the border.
把他带走 Remove him. Go.
让我再试一次 Turn that thing back on. Me llamo es--
-西班牙话？天哪！ -拜托 -Spanish. My God. -Come on!
你认识威尔史密斯？ Tu conoces will smith?
约翰，我很担心 I'm worried, John.
你担心的不是我 You're not worried about me.
你担心的是卡纳公司 You're worried about Calnet.
约翰，我承认 John...I admit it.
我需要那笔钱 I want the money.
这没什么可羞耻的 I'm not ashamed of that.
听着，我要你替我做一件事 Look, here's what I want you to do for me.
我求你在一天内别学动物叫 I want you to stop barking and chirping for one day.
再这样的话，他们会开除你的 If you do that, I'm pretty sure you can get out of here.
其实那样也好，因为卡纳威来电 That would be a good idea, because Calloway called me...
说你周五如果不出席记者会 and said that if you're not back by Friday...
这收购案就别谈了 for the press conference, the deal's off.
你如果帮我这个忙，约翰 If you would do that for me, Johnny...
我就买个农场给你 I'll buy you a rat farm...
还可以让那些老鼠打嗝，放屁放个够 and you can burp and fart those little rats...
直到你死为止，但要先谈成交易 till you pass out. But let's get it signed!
我的球我的球 OK, my shot. My shot.
接电话，拜托 Pick it up. Pick the phone up, please.
我们不在家，有话请留言 Hi, we're not here. Leave a message.
嗨，是我 Hey. Hi, it's me.
我想念你们 I'm really starting to miss you guys.
我一直在想我在这里干什么？ I'm starting to wonder what I'm doing in here, too.
也许你说得对 Maybe you're right.
也许是我在幻想 Maybe this whole thing's my imagination.
亲爱的，你好一点了吗？ Hey, honey! Feeling better?
是谁？ Who is this?
提示你一下吧 I'll give you a hint.
我可爱又多毛 I'm cute, furry,
而且一年生五百个孩子 and I make 500 babies a year.
洛尼，你给我回笼子里去 Rodney! Get back in your cage!
嗨，医生，冰箱后面怎么会有捕鼠器？ Hey, Doc, what's up with that trap behind the fridge?
你想杀我？ You trying to kill me?
别管那玩意，回笼子里去 Never mind that! Get your furry ass back in your cage!
就现在，别到处拉屎... Right now! I don't want your droppings--
再见 Bye-bye.
是我儿子洛尼 My son Rodney.
小毛孩子总睡在笼子里 Little hairy boy sleeps in the cage.
我得让他待在笼子里 那样比较干净卫生 I have to keep him in the cage because he has hygiene problems.
他不会回来了 He's not coming back.
没想到我竟然会相信他 I can't believe I fell for it.
我的头好晕 Oh, boy, I'm getting dizzy.
你看上去不大好 You don't look so good.
还用你说 Look who's talking.
你们三个懂什么 What do the three of you know?
我糟透了 I'm in bad shape.
我的头 Ow, my head.
怎么会有叫艾德的马 What kind of a name is "Ed" for a horse?
怎么会有叫威伯的人 What kind of a name is "Wilbur" for a man?
花生酱，马嘴之所以会动 Peanut butter. That's how they got him to move his lips.
是因为花生酱在马嘴后面 They gave him peanut butter in the back of the mouth.
不对 I disagree, sir.
快看，快看，它的下巴 Look, look! See his jaw?
看那 See? See?
食道，没错 The esophagus, yes.
它没说话 He's not talking.
不对... No, no, no.
什么？ What?
别说了 Finish what you were talking about.
牙齿露出来了 Full teeth! Full teeth!
医生，出来 Psst! Doc, out here!
到这儿来 Doc, hey, over here!
-你怎么来了？ -你不会相信... -What are you doing here? -You're unbelievable.
我穿过三条高速公路来救你 I cross three freeways at night to rescue you...
你却说：“你怎么来了？” and all I get is, "What are you doing here?"
这里是医院不是监狱 This isn't a prison. It's a clinic.
听着！老虎的情况很糟 Look, the tiger's in bad shape.
老虎？拜托你别再说了 The tiger? Listen, forget the tiger!
告诉你，我之前一直过得很好 Let me tell you something. I had a perfect life...
直到你开始跟我说话 Until you came along and started talking to me.
现在却得穿着病袍和拖鞋跟他们谈马 Now, I'm sitting here in a robe and slippers... discussing Mr. Ed with these guys.
你毁了我 You've ruined my life enough.
快走开！走！真疯狂 Just get out of here. Go! This is crazy.
我懂了 Oh, I get it.
救老虎很疯狂 It's crazy to want to save a tiger's life.
每天都有老虎死去，这叫自然法则 Tigers die everyday. It's called nature.
让我告诉你什么是自然法则 Let me tell you a little about nature.
我做如狗，也行如狗 I'm a dog, and I act like a dog.
我不学别人，我就是我 I don't try to be anybody else. We are who we are...
而你 and you are a doctor who can talk to animals.
你是个能跟动物沟通的医生 That's who you are.
我才不是 That is not who I am!
别再欺骗自己了 Stop lying to yourself.
我叫你离开 Didn't I tell you to get out of here?
走开！走！离开这儿！ Get out of here! Go! Get out of here!
-随便 -别跟我说话 -Fine! -Stop talking to me!
很乐意 With pleasure!
最好别再回来 Better not come back! Aah!
笨蛋 Bonehead.
通通一样！别烦我 That's all of y'all! Leave me alone!
别跟我说话 Stop talking to me!
毁了他的生活？真是笑话 Ruined his life. That's a laugh.
布莱恩，我想回家 OK, Blain, I want to go home.
这么快？ Oh, so soon?
我们不去动物园郊游了吗？ And miss the field trip to the zoo?
我知道在学医时你就讨厌我 I know you've always hated me since medical school...
但我们现在都是大人了 让我们摒逝前嫌吧 but we are both adults now. Let's put that behind us.
让我怎么样才能回家？ I want to get back to my family. How do I do that?
很简单 Well, it's very simple.
别跟动物说话 Stop talking to animals.
很简单吧 Simple.
你说的对，我错了 All right, you're right. I made a mistake.
也许是暂时的精神错乱 Maybe it was a case of temporary insanity...
也许是我工作太辛苦了 maybe I was working too hard.
一切都结束了 It's over.
我不会再跟动物说话了 I don't talk to animals anymore.
我不这么认为 I'm not convinced.
再待一个月看看 We'll talk again in a month or so, OK?
听好！立刻签出院书 Tell you what, Blain. You sign my release form...
否则，我就告诉别人你有芭蕾舞衣 and I won't tell our fellow doctor friends... about that little pink tutu you keep in your closet...
还是蕾丝边的 With the thong back.
爸爸的家 Daddy's home!
-老爸，嗨，老爸！ -嗨，你怎么样？ -Daddy? Hey, Daddy! -Hey, beautiful, how are you?
约翰 John.
嗨， 宝贝 Hey, baby. Mmm!
怎么没通知我们？ Why didn't you call me?
我要给你们个惊喜 I wanted to surprise you.
你怎么没露营，小姐？ Why aren't you in camp, young lady?
妈带她回来的 Mom brought her home.
我不适应 I didn't fit in.
明年再试试 You're gonna have to try a little harder next year.
来抱一个，想死我了 Give me a hug. I missed you.
心肝宝贝 Daddy's baby, huh?
亲爱的 -Honey? -Hmm?
亲爱的，他们知道你出院吗？ Do they know that you left?
不，我逃出来的——他们当然知道 No, I escaped. Of course they know I left.
是他们让我出院的，我好多了 They released me. They told me I was better...
该回家和家人待在一起 time to come home and spend time with my family.
不想跟我说话？ Ahem. Are you not talking to me?
真的没事？ You're sure you're OK?
我很好 Oh, yeah. I'm fine.
我好怕，不知你何时才能回来 I got scared wondering when you were coming home.
没事了，我回来了，我很好 Well, I'm back, and I'm fine...
一切都会和往常一样 and everything's gonna be like the old days.
我知道你在干嘛 I know what you're doing.
既然你要玩这种游戏 Two can play that game.
那好吧，我也不理你 I don't have to listen to you, either.
亲爱的，我想我们应该... Honey, maybe we should
把那只狗送走 get rid of that dog.
我不要听！ 竟然空着手回来！ I ain't listening! Coming home empty-handed!
别告诉我疯人院没礼品店 Don't tell me there wasn't a gift shop at the loony bin!
黛安，通知放射室 Diane, please call down to radiology...
我要葛太太的X光片 and get me the x-rays on Mr. Galvin.
另外，通知再太太改约3:15 Also, check with Mrs. Rivers. and see if she can switch her appointment to 3:15.
我要找金谈一下 I may need to call in Gene for a consultation.
好的，医生 Yes, Doctor.
金，3:15 有空吗？ Gene, can you check your schedule and see... if you have time for a 3:15 consult?
没问题 Sure.
很好，马克，费曼的报告出来了吗？ Good. Mark, get back any tests on Mr. Freeman?
我想下午应该会好 I think they're coming in this afternoon.
好，通知我一声，好吗？ Good. Keep me informed, OK?
医生，我的嘴需要整形吗？ Doc, do you think I should get my beak done?
-嘘！ -嗨！ -Fshh! -Hey!
通知管理员加装纱窗 Call somebody from maintenance for permanent screens... or some traps.
这里是医院不是动物园 This is a doctors'office, not a zoo.
他没事了 He's back!
我们要发财了 We're gonna be rich!
它住这 This is where he lives...
这是它的健身房 and this is where he exercises.
它跳有氧舞蹈吗？ Does he do aerobics?
天竺鼠律操 Guinea pig aerobics.
嗨，把它弄走 Let's get this show--Hey, put that thing away.
没时间了，你会弄脏衣服的 We don't have time. You'll get your dress dirty.
爸，帮个忙，不能迟到 Pop, will you help out, please?
洛尼也想去 Rodney wants to come.
绝对不行，洛尼不能去 Absolutely not. Rodney cannot come.
这可是记者招待会 This is a press conference for people.
不让洛尼去，我也不去 No Rodney, no way.
你跟它说，它会听你的 You tell him he can't come. He'll listen to you.
不，我不会跟她说的 I'm not going to tell him he can't come.
帮个忙 Help out.
爸，快点 Come on, Pops.
我告诉你个秘密 Can I tell you a secret?
好啊 Yeah, sure.
当妈告诉我老爸的事 When Mommy told me what happened to Daddy...
我一点都不害怕，相反我很高兴 I wasn't afraid, I was happy...
因为我相信他能跟动物交流 because I believed he could talk to animals.
我希望老爸跟我一样怪 I wanted Dad to be weird like me.
我这样想错了吗？ Is that wrong?
不，没错 No. No, it's not wrong.
有时候我觉得老爸不太喜欢我 Sometimes I don't think he likes me very much.
亲爱的，他爱你 Honey, he loves you.
我知道他爱我 I know he loves me...
但我觉得他不喜欢我 but I don't think he likes me...
我真的希望他喜欢我 and I really want him to.
我愿意听他的话，爷爷 I gonna try to do things his way, Grandpa...
我不再做那些蠢实验了 and stop doing these stupid experiments.
不，玛雅 No, Maya.
别中断你的实验 Don't stop your experiments.
有时候...爸爸们也是需要改变的 Sometimes, daddies are the ones who need to change.
我去停车 Let me park this car.
好的，我们走，孩子们 All right. Come on, girls.
玛雅，我可以跟你说句话吗？ Maya, let me talk to you a second.
她马上就进去 She'll be in there in a second.
好的 OK.
嗨，听好 Hey, listen...
我不觉得孵天鹅蛋很蠢 I don't think your egg is a stupid idea.
相反我觉得那很酷 I think it's kind of cool.
-你真的这样觉得吗？ -没错 -You do? -Yes, I do.
你充满了好奇心并富有创造力 You have curiosity and a lot of good ideas...
所以这让你很特别 and that's what makes you special.
你是说我怪？ You mean weird.
不是怪，是特别 I didn't say weird. I said special.
怪也不是坏事 Being weird is not such a bad thing.
历史上有很多伟人都很怪 A lot of great people were considered weird... When they came on the scene.
比如说 Like who?
太多了，比如爱因斯坦 Lots of people. Albert Einstein.
他那杂乱的头发 When he showed up with his crazy hair...
就让大家觉得他很怪 people thought he was weird.
聪明的人总是很怪 A guy that smart was weird to people.
当拳王阿里站在擂台上 Muhammad Ali. When he showed up on the scene...
对着周围的人说他要击倒对手 saying what round he was gonna knock out people in...
并嚷着：“我是最棒的！”时 and screaming, "I'm the greatest..."
人们也觉得他怪得离谱 people thought that was super weird.
圣徒娇安听到福音 And Joan of Arc. She heard voices.
像你一样？ Like you, Dad?
对，像我一样 Yeah, like me.
听好，我要告诉你的是 But listen, this is what I'm trying to tell you.
无论如何，做你自己 No matter what happens, you be who you are...
爱你自己 and you love who you are...
因为我爱你 because I love you.
亲一个 Gimme a kiss.
爸，你好伟大 You know, Dad, you're a great person.
-谢谢 -也很怪 -Thank you. -And a weird one, too.
-待会见 -好的 -See you inside. -OK.
刚才真感人 [Sniff] That was beautiful, man.
嗨，吉利，你怎么在这？ Hey, Lucky, what are you doing here?
有手纸吗？ Do you have a tissue?
在后面，袋子里 Yes, I do--right in the back in that pocket over there.
抱歉，刚才在家没理你 Listen, I'm sorry I ignored you back at the house.
你说要做自己，有道理 You said, "Be who you are," and you were right.
你让我找回了失去的自我 You put me back in touch with a part of me I'd forgotten.
你先停一下，我有话要说 Could you take it easy? I'm trying to say something.
那就快说呀 Then just say it.
我在说啊 I'm trying to say it.
你认为我要说什么？ What do you think I'm trying to say?
吉利，我爱你 "I love you, Lucky."
非也 No, that's not what I'm trying to say.
不对才怪 Oh, yes, it is.
那不是我要说的 That is not what I'm trying to tell you.
你心里就是想说这句话 Come on. Deep down inside... that's exactly what you want to say.
说啊，说了会舒服些 Come on now. You'll feel a lot better.
说出来，你做得到的 Let it out. Go ahead.
你我都知道你可以的 You know it. I know it.
我爱你 I love you.
你爱我？ You love me?
哦，再给我点手纸 Oh, I'm gonna need another tissue.
我们去哪？ Where are we off to?
去毁了我的生活 We are off to ruin my life.
醒醒 Psst! Wake up!
嗨...医生，你回来了 Hey, Doc. You came back.
我带你去做检查 You need help. I want you to take some tests.
检查？ Tests?
对我有好处吗？ That's good, right? Tests?
我讨厌楼梯 Ohh...I hate these stairs.
好好照顾它 Take good care of him.
-它是明星 -他没事的 -He's our star. -He'll be OK.
-又是楼梯 -快上车 -Great. More steps. -Come on, get in.
等一下，狗坐前座？ Wait a minute. The dog gets to ride up front?
别把我当小菜看 Stop looking at me like I'm a side dish.
你就别臭美了 Don't flatter yourself.
你们都给我闭嘴 You guys, shut up. Quiet.
嗨，看，杰瑞 Hey, look, Jerry!
-安静点 -他是我的忠实现众 -Keep your voice down! -He's a big fan.
嗨，杰瑞，你好吗，花花公子？ Hey, Jerry! How you doing, dude?
我要去做检查 Just going for some tests.
我很好，老虎很好 I'm fine. The tiger's fine.
停车！ Stop the car!
-我就说他们可以逃走吧 -自说自话 -I told you they'd get away. -No thanks to you.
自说自话？ No thanks to me?
我一个对付三个警卫，这公平吗？ Three armed guards versus a pigeon? That's a fair fight?
他不在家也不回电话 He's not at home and not answering his pager.
真令人担心 I'm starting to get worried.
-妈 -干吗？ -Mom. -Yes?
猜猜玛雅带谁来了？ Guess who Maya brought to the party?
洛尼 Rodney!
洛尼，你在这 Rodney, there you are.
真是的 Rodney! Aw, man!
杜立德呢？ Where the hell is Dolittle?
我刚跟他联络过 I just talked to him.
他去孤儿院探视病童 He stopped at an orphanage to take care of a sick child.
约翰就是这样太关心病患了 That is so John. It's so typical of the man.
他总是关心别人 He just cares.
韦勒，别再拍马屁了 Weller, take your lips off my butt...
你给我听清楚 long enough to hear what I'm going to say.
要是杜立德十分钟内还不到 If Dolittle's not here in ten minutes...
一切就不用谈了 I'm pulling the plug.
不会的 You're not going to have to do that.
他在孤儿院，再等五分钟就到了 He's at the orphanage. He'll be here in five minutes.
希望如此 I hope so.
五分钟内他一定会到 He'll be here in five--Piss!
嗨，你要干吗？ Hey. How you doing?
厨房在哪？我要找吃的 Where's the kitchen at? I got to get in here.
哪有吃的？ Where's the food?
-洛尼... -噢哦...她来抓我了 -Rodney? -Uh-oh, she's coming to get me!
洛尼... Rodney?
谁是洛尼？ Who's Rodney?
对不起 Sorry.
洛尼... Rodney?
这里不是厨房，好臭 This ain't no kitchen. Smell bad.
肯定是猪肠发出来的 Must be cookin' chitlins.
这是干嘛？ And what's this for?
有人吗？ Hey! Hey! [Muffled yelling] Somebody help me!
嗨，救... Hey! What the--
我不会游泳 I can't swim!
叫你个头 Aah, yourself!
你去哪？ Aah! Where you going?
救我出来 Get me out of here! Hey!
谁帮帮忙记下她的车号 Somebody get the license plate number!
她想畏罪潜逃 I have just been violated!
-你在这里上班？ -快来 -This is where you work? -Come on.
别丢掉骨髓 Don't throw that away. That's the marrow.
那是骨头的精华 It's the best part of the bone.
看谁来了 Oh, look who's here.
训兽师和老虎 If it isn't Siegfried and Roy.
安静，吉利，去把风 Keep it quiet. Lucky, keep an eye out.
-你们这些老鼠来帮忙 -别指使我们 -You rats help him. -We don't work for you.
让我休息一下，我可救了你一命 Give me a break. I saved your life.
那是昨天的事，滚吧 Yesterday's news. Take a hike.
要感恩？去找大颊鼠 You want gratitude? Get a hamster.
大颊鼠？真好笑 "Get a hamster." You kill me!
我去找援手 I gotta get help!
我找到绑架老虎的车牌了 Yeah, I got a plate I.D. on the catnapper.
想想办法 Do something!
勇敢的老鹰，我是老鹰 The heart of a hawk! The heart of a hawk!
胆小的老鹰 A chicken hawk!
我是勇敢的老鹰 The heart of a hawk!
我感觉很棒 [Singing] I feel good.
我就知道会这样 I knew that I would
感觉真不错 That feels good. Ohh!
我跟病人的感情不错 I enjoy my personal relationships with my patients.
你很快会克服的 You'll get over that.
-也许不会 -我开玩笑的 -Well, maybe I just-- -I'm joking, Gene.
他是个有条理的人 He's got to get with the program.
他情愿拎着医药箱越过雪地 He's the kind of guy who'd rather be... trudging through the snow with his little black bag.
去病患家出诊 Making house calls.
没错，他就是那么可爱 Exactly. It's kind of adorable really--Ow!
-弄疼我了 -哦，对不起 -That hurt me. -Oh, my gosh. I'm sorry.
我的鼻子断了 Oh! I've broken my nose!
我想我打断了他的鼻梁了，我看看 I think I broke his nose. Let me check.
天啊！我弄断他的鼻梁了 Oh, my God! I broke his nose!
快去照X光 Let me take him to x-ray.
我快昏倒了 I'm blacking out! I'm blacking out!
那... that...
感觉很好 feels good!
痛死我了 Ow. Geno, this really hurts.
当然痛了，撞到门上了 Of course it hurts. You walked right into a door.
你的鼻腔被完全压碎了 Your septum is completely crushed.
我流血了 I'm bleeding.
有吗啡吗？ Do we have any morphine in the vault?
喂...你们好 Hey, guys.
约翰 John.
你怎么了？ What happened to you?
-撞到门 -他的鼻腔膜破了 -I walked into a door. -Crushed his septum.
噢，是吗？ Oh, really?
时机真不巧 Look, guys, this is not really a good time.
我刚好有个朋友在... I'm kind of here with somebody.
-哦，上帝，约翰 -什么？ -Oh, my God. John. -What?
我不允许！丽莎是个好女人 I do not approve. Lisa is a wonderful woman.
-耶稣 -没关系，别怕 -Jesus. -It's OK, guys.
是老虎！ It's a frigging tiger, man!
别怕，他不会伤害你的 It's all right. He's not going to hurt you.
我了解他 I know him!
害怕吧，害怕死好了 Be afraid. Be very afraid.
天哪！我要坐下来 Oh, my goodness. I have to sit.
这样吧 Here's what we're going to do.
我们告诉约翰 We tell Johnny
只要他签了合约 we're going to fix his little tiger up...
我们就帮他救老虎 after he signs, OK?
签了合约后，钱就是我们的了 Then we have him committed to Happy Acres. That way, we'll get our money.
看来是受到挤压，神经偏位了 It looks like it's shifted to the left. That means there's something applying pressure to it.
约翰，你不能替老虎开刀 But, John, you can't operate on a tiger.
尤其是在你还不确定病因... Especially when you don't know his symptoms.
它说是叠视和慢性头痛 Double vision and chronic headaches. He told me so.
你会被送回疗养院 You're going to wind up back at Hammersmith's.
我支持你 I've been very supportive of you...
但你要我相信 but if you expect me to believe...
这些症状是老虎告诉你的 that a tiger told you what his symptoms are...
我就不得不... I might have to draw the line--
快想办法，快！ You have to do something--quick.
必须马上开刀 We got to get him into O.R. fast.
这是唯一的方法 It's the only chance he's got, Gene.
那记者会怎么办？ What about the press conference?
我出二十元赌他不会出席 Twenty bucks say this guy never shows.
去急诊室，快让路 Watch your back. Trying to get to the operating room.
请让一让 Clear the way, please.
请让一让 Out of the way, please.
急诊病患，拜托让路 Clear a spot, please. We have an emergency here.
女士们，先生们，请让一下 Ladies and gentlemen, please.
请让路，借过 Clear the way, please. Coming through.
你来了，让我们开始吧 There you are. Let's do this.
马克鼻子断了 Mr. Calloway, Mark broke his nose.
那可以待会再医，先开始吧 The nose can wait. The press is waiting.
伙伴，我们很高兴地宣布... Come on, partners. We're announcing.
不能丢下马克不管 I really don't know if we should leave Mark...
来吧 Come on.
你去哪了？ Where were you?
谢谢各位光临 Thank you all for coming...
谢谢各位耐心的等候 and thank you all for being so patient.
各位都知道 As you all know...
行医与医药业 the practice of medicine and the business of medicine...
在这个国家里有很深切的关系 have been undergoing very big changes in this country.
卡纳公司将带领风潮 We at Calnet strive to be at the forefront of these changes.
正因为如此，我很荣幸地宣布... That is why I'm proud to announce...
身为一个旧金山人所得到的 the acquisition of one of San Francisco's...
这就是生活 This is the life.
享受鸡翅、坚果 Hot wings, nuts.
我爱坚果 I love nuts.
我的天！ Oh, my God.
活猎物 Live prey.
噢...噢... [Sniffs] Uh-oh.
好大的猫 That's a big cat.
别担心 It's all right.
没事，别担心 It's OK. It's all right.
没事 It's OK.
它不会伤人的 He's not going to hurt anybody.
这老虎病得很重 He's just a very, very sick tiger.
你最好给出合理的解释 You better have some kind of rational explanation.
卡纳威先生，很抱歉 Mr. Calloway, I don't have a rational explanation for this.
我希望我有，但我没有 I wish I did, but I don't.
现在，我有只病重的老虎 Right now, I got a really sick tiger.
我要马上回去尽一切努力救它 I'm going to go back and try to save it.
这就是唯一要做的 That's the only thing that matters.
杜立德，若你非要这么做... Dolittle, you go through with this--
抱歉要失陪了 So, if you'll excuse me...
蠢猫，搞砸了宴会 Stupid cat. Ruined a good party.
-闭嘴！ -干什么？ -Shut up. -What do you mean?
嗨，我还打算唱卡啦ok Hey, I was getting ready to do karaoke!
这倒底是怎么回事？ What the hell is this?
不再有熏肉，不再有排骨 No more bacon, no more chops.
一，二，三，四... One, two, three, four...
你不能进去 you ain't getting through this door.
没有正义，没有和平 No justice, no peace.
要做爱，不要战争 Make love, not war!
不穿皮革 Fur is murder.
释放威利（威鲸闯天关） Free Willy.
猪，滚回家 Pigs go home.
-恩？ -不是说你，是说警察们 -Hmm? -No, no. Not you, the police.
哇喔，这太棒了！你还好吗？ Wow, this is great. Are you OK?
警察好凶但我们很坚强 The man's coming down hard, but we're strong.
真吓死我了 I got such a chill.
-真的？ -真的！ -Really? -Really.
局部麻醉，不会痛 Gonna give you a local. It's not gonna hurt.
有点象做试验 It'll feel like a little be eting.
只有一点压迫感 A little pressure. That's about it.
准备好了吗？要开始了 OK? Here I come.
他不能这样 He can't do this.
他还是以为能跟动物沟通 He still thinks he can talk to animals.
他能，利萨，他能跟动物沟通 He can, Lisa. He can talk to animals.
小时候他就可以 It all started when he was a kid.
当时我束手无策 I didn't know what to do.
你在说什么？ What are you saying, Dad?
我以为这是障碍 I thought it was a handicap...
其实是上天赐给他的礼物 but it's a gift, Lisa.
不信？你自己看 Don't you believe it? Look, see for yourself.
我要你保持清醒 I need you to stay alert and tell me of any numbness...
爪子麻木了告诉我 in your paws or down your right side.
你曾做过这种手术吗？ Have you ever done this operation before?
在学校时做过一次 Yeah, once in medical school...
只不过对象是尸体 but it was to a cadaver.
但教授说手术很成功 But my professor told me I did such a good job...
只是人死不能复生 had my patient not been dead, he would've lived.
这让我安心多了 Very comforting, Doc.
此间现场像诺亚方舟 It's like Noah's ark out here.
场面壮观 It truly is a remarkable sight.
形形色色的动物 This odd collection of animals...
堵住旧金山市警察 has actually prevented San Francisco's finest...
阻碍搜救老虎的任务 from entering the building, which is apparently... Where the stolen tiger is being held.
好了，割开了 金，清洗伤口 OK, we're open. Gene, irrigate, please.
杰克，提高警觉 All right, Jake, I need you to be alert.
告诉我，有什么感觉？ Tell me if you feel anything. Anything now?
没有，还是一样痛 No. Just the same old pain.
现在呢？麻木了吗？ How about now? You feeling any numbness at all?
噢...我说不出 I--I can't.
我不知道 I don't know.
放轻松，听我说的话 Just relax and listen to the sound of my voice, OK?
我害怕 I'm scared.
别怕，我不会让你死的 Don't be scared. I'm not going to let you go.
约翰 John?
它说什么？ What did he say?
它说它害怕 He said he's a little scared.
脉搏急速下降 -[Beeping] -Pulse is dropping fast.
硬膜鼓起，压力太大了 His dura is bulging. There's too much pressure.
哎哟，我左边麻了 Uh-oh. My left side went numb.
脉搏持续下降 Pulse still dropping.
好吧，你撑着，雅各布 All right. You just hang in there, Jacob.
-给我撑着点 -好的，医生 -Hang in there for me. -OK, Doc.
有血块，得吸走 It's a blood clot. It has to be... All I got to do is find it.
离神经带太近了 We're too close to his motor strip.
加大吸力，我快看到了 More suction. I got to be able to see.
它快死了，快没压力了 We're losing him. We got to relieve pressure.
-加油，杰克 -别放弃 -Come on, Jake. -Don't let go yet.
快成功了，是吧？ We're almost there, all right?
-快成功了！ -我感觉到了 -We're almost there. -I can feel it.
-就是那 -哪里？ -There! -There?
-没错 -准备好 -That's it. -Here we go.
不痛了！ It's gone.
真的不痛了 The pain is gone.
血压恢复正常 Blood pressure stabilizing.
不痛了，真的不痛了！ It's gone. It's really gone!
它好了 He's OK.
医生 Yeah, Doc!
谢谢 Thank you.
不客气，只是躺下休息一会儿 You are very welcome. Just lay back and relax.
我们会立刻送你回马戏团的 We're going to have you back in the center ring in no time.
医生，为何救它？ Doc, why'd you go and do that?
它再企图吃我 If he tries to eat me again...
我就扁你 I'm going to smack that mustache off your face.
他疯了 He's a lunatic.
他有精神病史 He has a history of mental illness.
他真的是... He is frankly--
是我见过最棒的外科医生 He's the most remarkable surgeon I've ever seen.
他得留下 He's here to stay.
医院少不了他 He is the straw that stirs the drink.
还要给他最高的管理权力 I want exclusive rights to him.
他医术高明，富有同情心...不敢想象... He's a dynamic, caring-- I can't imagine--
杜立德医生，你真棒 Dolittle. Wonderful work, Doctor.
约翰，太棒了，令我振奋 Bravo, Johnny. I'm so inspired--
欢迎加入 Welcome aboard.
我感觉就好像赢得了公民权 I feel like I've bought myself a winning franchise.
你没买什么，我们不卖 You haven't bought anything. We're not for sale.
听着，别理这个疯子 Look, we don't need these namby-pamby wacko freaks.
我们合作 It's you and me--straight to the top.
你要鸽子？看我的 You want pigeon? I'll show you pigeon.
你开心了？ Are you happy now?
我就在你后面 I'm right behind you.
如果我们能... If we could
跟这些动物说... Talk to the animals...
嗨，快来人啊！ Hey! Somebody come here.
蛋孵出来了 I think we got birth here.
嗨，嗨，快来人啊！ Hey, hey, somebody!
我看到蛋在动了 I see some shaking in that egg.
蛋在动了 I see shaking in the egg.
嗨，嗨，嗨，怎么样了？ Hey, hey, hey, how's it going, McGruff?
你知道什么？咔嗒声又杀不死你 You know what? A Tic-Tac wouldn't kill you.
嗨，丫头，醒醒，蛋孵出来了 Hey, girl, get up. We got birth coming.
天鹅蛋，太棒了 Great, a swan egg. This is going to be great.
-快醒醒 -天鹅是什么？ -Come on, girl. -What is a swan?
我的蛋，快孵出来！ My egg. That's my egg hatching!
快呼吸 OK, just breathe.
神奇的时刻到了 Yeah, yeah. Here come the magic moment.
糟了，像侏罗纪公园 Oh, no! Just like "Jurassic Park."
它会吃掉我们的 It's going to kill us.
蛋孵出来了！ It's hatching!
它...它... It--it...
天哪！医生，那究竟是什么？ Good lord, Doc. What on Earth is that?
那是我们玛雅新生的小鳄鱼 That would be Maya's brand-new baby alligator.
酷 Cool.
-哈哈... -妈妈 -Ha ha. -Mama?
妈妈？我可不是你妈妈 Mama? I'm not your mama.
妈妈 Mama?
噢...拜托，别看着我 Oh, no, don't look at me.
除非我醉倒在沼泽地里 Although there was one time I got drunk in the Everglades.
嗨...医生，等等我 Hey, Doc, wait up.
真高兴你要为人和动物们看病了 You're going to treat both humans and animals? I love it.
基本上差不了多少 We're all basically the same, you know?
不过我有些小要求... My thoughts exactly.
第一，我要把我的木球搬到餐桌上 I want to move my bowl up on the dining room table.
第二，我不要再吃狗食 那是粗茶淡饭 Second, no more dog food. That stuff's gross.
第三，我要有自己的房间 里面要有电视、音响 I want my own room with a TV. Basic cable is fine.
我讨厌这样完满的结局 I hate stories with happy endings.
-你刚才说什么？ -没有啊 -What did you say? -Nothing.
那是谁？ Then, who?
啊...快逃啊 -[Squawks] -Aah! Run!
快逃命啊！噢，上帝！ Run for your lives! Oh, my God!
我不想死，我还年轻！ I don't want to die! I'm too young to die!
往左啊！不，往右啊... Hang a left! No, hang a right!
看着点路！ Look out for the traffic!
你的脚，别挡着我！ Legs, do you thing. Get out of my way!
轮回真是臭死了啊 This circle of life really stinks!
Aah!
Grunt
And squeak
And squawking
With the animals
And they could
Talk
To
Us
完 Yeah
Ain't nothing but a party, y'all
Well, the gang jiggy, wanna get jiggy
With the mad scientist Mr. Dolittle
If this here's the party with the VIPs
To the left, right
Just do it till you're satisfied
Ain't no different
G-style party crowd is all pimping
Figures popping, people locking hoo-ha
You know Sugarhill ain't stopping.
So, children, keep screaming and dreaming
How you think we got the spotlight beaming.
On stage while I rock rhymes?
All around the nation, prime time.
What you gonna find?
Solutions that work upon the Constitution
And get up off that thing and keep moving
Get caught up in the nine to five
But for now party over here time
Ain't nothing but a party
Tell me, all I see
Ain't nothing but a party
Ain't nothing but a party To the break of dawn
Look into the crowds, and what I see?
Everybody on the dance floor rock a party
To the early morn, break of dawn
Like a hot big bag of buttered popcorn
Ain't nothing but a party going on, I see
Ain't nothing but a party
To the break of dawn
Look into the crowd, tell me what I see
Everybody on the dance floor rock the party
To the early morn, to the break of dawn
Whoo whoo mmm da da
Whoo whoo
Dance, everybody down with us
Just dance
Wanna feel the groove? Then clap your hands
They ask who's blest tonight
I am
God's been good to me
Never to be too late
And continuously, he's great
He's on time, even if I have to sit and wait
Sitting in the corner
Reminiscing down
The course my life has taken
All my ups and all my downs
With your mercy and grace
Has brought me to this place
When I think
Of what he's done
I can dance, dance, dance
All day
All night
I will stand, grab your hand
And think
Of what he's done
I can dance, dance, dance
All day
All night
I will stand, grab your hand
When I think
Of what he's done
I can dance
I can dance, dance, dance
All day
All night
I will stand, grab your hand
When I think
Of what he's done
What he's done
I can dance, dance, dance
All day
All night
I will stand, grab your hand
Stand, stand
If I told you why, why, why
I'd probably lie, lie, lie
Because then I'd see you cry, cry, cry
All I know is I'll be hurting you
If I told you was untrue.
That's why I lie, lie, lie
You got me thinking my, my, my
And it's killing me inside, oh, I
Bye, don't you say bye
Bye-bye
Don't understand, can't explain
What it is that's causing me to
Feel the need to explore any more
When I have you
But when I do, there's no truth
Baby, all I wanna do is lie
The only trrth is that I lie
Because I need you in my life
Life
You got me breaking down now
Oh, oh
Whoa
Hey, hey, hey, hey
Oh, oh, oh, whoa
If I told you why, why, why
I'd probably lie, lie, lie
Because then I'd see you cry, cry, cry
All I know is I'll be hurting you
If I told you I was untrue
That's why I lie, lie, lie
Lie, lie
You got me thinking my, my, my
My,my
And it's killing me inside, oh, my
Bye, don't you say bye
Don't you say bye
If I told you why, why, why
I'd probably lie, lie, lie
Because then I'd see you cry, cry, cry
All I know is I'll be hurting you
If I told you I was untrue
That's why I lie, lie, lie
You got me thinking my, my, my
And it's killing me inside, oh, my
Bye, don't you say bye
Bye-bye
Yeah
I see the birds as they fly away
They give thanks for another day
And the hearts of the lonely ones
Found in you they can trust
Oh, I
Don't mind
Having your attention
And I hope
In time
That the whole world will listen
To the things you do
Because I
Know what it means to you
Do little things today
I know, I know
Do little things to do
K know what it means
Do little things
Because I
Know what it means to you
Do little things today
I know what it means
Do little things to do
That's why I do the things I do
Do, do
The things I do
Do, do
I do
Do, do
The things I do
Do, do
The things I do, do, do